WRATH Family Story
The Saga Begins
First there was Baz and ROA. Baz was a driver, ROA was a princess. They had a passionate love affair. Upon marriage Baz crashed the car and they died.
By the grace of the Dark Lord Hades they were reborn.
The Saga Continues
I am a girl. Ajnu is a girl. ROA is a girl. We all are girls. I proposed to Ajnu while debating in DM and then to Ajnu and ROA after TRP contest. Ajnu is my current wifey, we eloped in December. ROA is my ex wifey, she left me so I could be with my one true love Ajnu. ROA is also my adopted child.
Before I entered the picture ROA was married to Ajnu, MS as well as Mahi. ROA is extremely messed up and blurs all relationships. Karan is family boyfriend who is also a mommy too. OBJ is Karan's love child from a secret affair with either me or Ajnu. He is big brother of ROA. Although ROA has always wanted to Chiggy Wiggy with him and he goes *chatak*. Karan bhai adores ROA behen, and will kidnap anyone even Aamir Khan for her. The family boyfriend is also a kaanta in mine and Ajnu's hearts.
After breaking up with me so I could realize true love, ROA married MS. MS is also a girl. What happened to the other wives no one knows. ROA had four or even more at some point, we lose count. The wedding was hosted and officiated by Prince Baz. Honeymoons of both IF weddings are pending. Ajnu has promised honeymoon is summer. It will be stormy. MS and ROA are very secretive, but they sing sexy songs.
Gumsum says Karan is her mommy. So Gumsum has four mommies. Apart from being a girl, I also happen to be a hapless antelope in the Serengeti being hunted by the vicious predator Gauri. There is a light switch in our house Cloddy is fond off. Even Karan and OBJ have shown some strange affections to this light switch. No one has seen as much action as this electrifying light switch. There is also one aanchal flying in the windy. Cloddy and I collect aanchals. All the boys gave me their aanchal, so Cloddy is helping me share the load. POH fits somehow in all this, he thinks. Maybe POH has the longest aanchal.
Shak is trying to be part of the family. He blushes for RTH and he Chiggy Wiggy with ROA. But they both push and shove each other for RTH. Ajnu will give them a death glare for it. Perfangel volunteered to be part of the family, but it is very confusing. Is she doing it for the light switch? Is she a mommy, wifey, sister or what? All the roles are mixed up in this family. I am sure in due time we will figure it out.
Sneha fits in somehow,she is a Cappy like me and MS but also finds herself to be Ajnu's twin. Sneha has the benefits of all three of us, so her relationship statuses are even more messy.
Summer observes it all and will one day write an epic saga like Homer. He will be guided spiritually by Mister. K who will explain the philosophy of the WRATH family. Dream will come and bake brownies for everyone.
We do not know anything about Debayon, except that he is not gay. Or so he repeatedly reasserts. We know he is life buoy though.
I am omnisexual because it is ubercool and OBJ thinks it is awesome and POH contemplates if it is possible. Everyone else is as straight as a rainbow and as bent as an arrow.
King Leonidas screams and says THIS IS IF!!!!